Tracks
Designed by Stephen Murrill (@thesteveandrew).
(Source: typographicverses)
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My Brother:
Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
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My Brother:
Why is it called a building when it's already built?
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My Brother:
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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My Brother:
When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
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My Brother:
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
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My Brother:
Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
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My Brother:
What's the speed of dark?
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Me:
-awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
It’s all about the way we see things.
(Source: createthefuckingchaos)
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plot twist:
the fictional character ends up falling in love with the reader
Kelly Clarkson and Castle
Words that don’t exist in the english language:
L’esprit d’escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”
Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods.
Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul, creativity, or love.
Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.
Gigil: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
Pochemuchka: (Russian) A person who asks a lot of questions.
Pena ajena: (Mexican Spanish) The embarrassment you feel watching someone else’s humiliation.
Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.
Ilunga: (Tshiluba, Congo) A person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.
The Fresh Ten Commandments: The Fresh Ten
- You shall treat all people with respect regardless of race, color, creed, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, disability, age, or national origin.
- You shall not kill, assault, nor intimidate with threats of physical violence.
- You shall not rape, sexually coerce, nor intimidate with threats of sexual violence.
- You shall cultivate intellectual curiosity, be open to new ideas, and respect the scientific method.
- You shall not cheat, nor cheat others out of what is rightfully theirs.
- You shall not lie, deceive, nor spread lies about others.
- You shall not steal, that is to say take or use what rightfully belongs to another person in a manner that causes harm. (Stealing is a trickier concept than it once was. How do you say yes to Fair Use and no to software patents?)
- You shall keep your promises.
- You shall not waste natural resources nor pollute the shared environment.
- You shall take responsibility for your actions and their consequences.
